Oh, hello Keith....uh, I mean Your Majesty

When the King of the Manor Keith is away, things are,

shall we say, just a tad more relaxed?

I can write for hours or create new posts for my blog, without interruption.

I can stay in my robe and slippers all day without having to put-up with listen to snide remarks.

Eat a bowl of cereal for dinner.

Reheat left-over pizza in the toaster for breakfast.
(That's right. In the toaster)

Watch a Criminal Minds marathon all day and night, forsaking all others.

Spend hours days on the phone with any one or all of my daughters

without having to juggle two conversations: one with His Highness Keith, and the other with whomever is on the phone.

Light candles and burn incense.

Rearrange items, so when My Lord Keith returns, it will annoy him to no end.

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To my unknown reader, just having a little fun here..........

not really ~ yes I AM!

not.