A little levity to keep it real…..

Being 60+ has its perks

No one expects me to run – anywhere.

People call at 8 pm., AND ASK, "Did I wake you?"

I can eat dinner at 4 pm.

I can sing out-loud, anywhere.

No one pays attention when I break into a dance in public.

Nobody cares if I wear High-Tops under a skirt.

I can fart and not miss a beat.

I can pretend to forget (for convenience sake).

I don’t have to listen. What? What did you say?

I can sleep all day.

I can walk down the STREET in my robe and slippers.

 I can if I want.

All my dues have been paid.

I can finally be MYSELF!
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